and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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