he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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