he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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