elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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