ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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