Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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