apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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