forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
