Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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