i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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