There is no way he is gay with that hair.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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