You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im holly from the hills drunk
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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