My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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