I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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