Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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