Me. At least after what I've been through.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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