those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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