Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he thought i was a dude.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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