I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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