Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
A bitchslap is in order.
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