Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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