Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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