Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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