she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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