thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
