The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
