you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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