ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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