What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
