Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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