somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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