Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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