Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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