this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
