So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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