I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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