Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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