I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Do plants get herpes?
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