i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
are you so shy because you have an std?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Your penis caused this!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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