The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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