i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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