So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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