Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
