So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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