Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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