More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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