dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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