where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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