marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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