I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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