Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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