I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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