I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
