The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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