i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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